Saturday, October 18, 2008

His Cracker Crumbs in My Bed

Melinda picked up the “Porn for Women” book off my coffee table and was thumbing through the wonderful pictures it has of attractive men doing housework and saying really romantic things like "Ooh look, the NFL Playoffs are today. I bet we'll have no trouble finding parking at the crafts fair." "Oh that's so interesting. Tell me more." and "Why don't I get a mini-van, hon, so you can drive something fun." She came across an exceptionally yummy looking man and spontaneously shouted out “He could eat crackers in my bed!”

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